Something About You

I've got the chills and a case of goosebumps,

An icy cold sweat that's not measles or mumps.

Oh why can't you see

Just what you do to me?!

Ah the thought of those perky lovely lady lumps!

Dedicated to RC, his Snuggie, and his three fantastically wonderful accomplices.  And a shout out to Fergie for coining the phrase that has given today's limerick such class. 

Good Advice

That means YOU!  and you and you and, ooooh I know you...especially you!  Go'won...get out there. 

Weekend Bliss Causes Memory Lapse

I get home from work Thursday, hang my hat on the shelf,

And think of hot pancakes and Buddy the Elf.

And my brain fails to log

That I should update my blog,

And for that, my dear friends, I am firing myself. 

picture credit:  all time favorite Christmas movie and Donald Trump.  Really?  I should get a prize for somehow managing to combine those two in one post.