Don't you love a good drama

All HQ employees received the following e-mail this morning...and this afternoon, we each received an 8-ounce bottle of Purell Hand Sanitizer. I think they might be distributing face masks tomorrow. Rumor has it the haz-mat suit distribution is scheduled for May 15.

Announcements
Hand sanitizer distribution: Today the security office will begin distributing hand sanitizer to all Headquarters employees to use as a precautionary measure in our on-going efforts to help reduce the risk from the current outbreak of influenza. Security staff will deliver the hand sanitizer to your office. A table with the sanitizers will be set up in the Dining Facility, and if you prefer, you can pick up yours at that table starting today.