It's known on the streets as a thing called Blue Smack,
It's hard and it's cold, more addictive than crack.
I've seen girls get in fights
Over who's got the rights
To the last box in the pantry of Kraft's cheese 'n' mac.
Image from http://bobnoble-actor.com/Kraft_Macaroni.jpg
Is it weird that I read this one in my head with a bit of ghetto/rap in my voice and a booty shake at my desk? Love it. Love the picture too.
ReplyDeleteAnd next week's topic is easy because it's the Friday before my birthday so that means your topic is CAKE. The best thing about birthdays.
P.S. I'm seeing a limerick book in your future...