Musings from Door Dounty

This is me operating under the influence of wine and instigating friends. Apparently inappropriate limericks fall out of my mouth in public when I'm with Sarah and Michelle, as witnessed by our poor waiter in Egg Harbor, Wisconsin a few weeks ago. Here's a cleaner version of one such limerick:

New York

I went to New York and was feeling quite flirty,
But most of the girls there were lookin' quite dirty!
I came home with the clap
And you can't give that back;
Well, so much for sex after thirty!

And to our endlessly patient waiter. Not my best work, but I have no doubt he was delighted to see this limerick on the paper table cloth upon our departure (or perhaps he was delighted simply because of our departure).

Thank you for serving our fabulous meal,
You served with a smile and unending zeal.
You brought me a new dish,
When my bread flopped like a fish,
Thanks so much for keeping it real!

From Door County 2009