Guys, I must admit, I totally squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle.
And I dance in front of the mirror in my room.
Don't judge me.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West
I squeeze from the middle too--I've never told you guys because I was certain Sarah would divorce me. But now that I know...well, she won't divorce both of us!
ReplyDeleteNaked butt dancing!!
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me? I would never divorce you - I squeeze from the middle too AND I leave the toothpaste in the sink when I spit. Take that.