Your eyes are so bright and your smile is merry,
But above those bright eyes things get overly hairy.
People ogle at you
'Cuz you've one brow, not two!
Pluck your dang unibrow! You look scary!

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West
I freaking love it when you take one of my suggestions and make it SO MUCH MORE AWESOME. Love the bert & ernie limerick!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay next week: Bailey. How about a limerick on her?